I love my job, I love the pay.
I love it more and more each day.

I love my boss, she is the best!
I love her boss and all the rest!
 

I love my office and its location.
I hate to have to go on vacation.

I love my furniture, drab and gray,
and piles of paper that grow each day.
 

I think my job is really swell,
There's nothing else I love so well.

I love to work among my peers.
I love their leers and jeers and sneers.
 

I love my computer and its software.
I hug it often though it won't care.

I love each program and every file.
I'd love them more if they worked once in a while.
 

I'm happy to be here.  I am!  I am!
I'm the happiest slave of the firm. I am!

I love this work. I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.
 

I love my job ~ I'll say it again -
I even love those friendly men.

Those friendly men who've come today,
In clean white coats to take me away!